女教师2016

　　The Kindred（试管人魔）
　　剧情大概：
　　约翰医生的弟弟因为车祸而丧生，可他却把自己弟弟的遗体当作试验品改造成了怪物，此时他的朋友们来到其居所看望他，一阵腥风血雨即将到来……（此片感觉像变蝇人+怪形的结合体，但故事并不怎么出彩，不过怪物的样子还算比较独特）
　　血腥度：3
　　片中怪物数量：少量
　　怪物类型：人造生物+变异
　　怪物特点：试管培育出来的怪物，可迅速长大，有传染能力，触手系
　　怪物必杀技：穿刺、再生、同化
　　怪物恶心度：3
　　————————————————by zombiehunter

　　Fraught with over obvious symbolism, Hartley's early feature is nonetheless a joy to watch. Hal here shows us his uncanny ability to cast his characters perfectly came early in his career.
　　Adrienne Shelley is a near perfect foil to herself, equal parts annoying teen burgeoning in her sexuality (though using sex for several years); obsessed with doom and inspired by idealism gone wrong she is deceptively – and simultaneously – complex and simple. Her Audrey inspires so many levels of symbolism it is almost embarrassingly rich (e.g., her modeling career beginning with photos of her foot – culminating her doing nude (but unseen) work; Manhattan move; Europe trip; her stealing, then sleeping with the mechanics wrench, etc.)
　　As Josh, Robert Burke gives an absolutely masterful performance. A reformed prisoner/penitent he returns to his home town to face down past demons, accept his lot and begin a new life. Dressed in black, and repeatedly mistaken for a priest, he corrects everyone ("I'm a mechanic"), yet the symbolism is rich: he abstains from alcohol, he practices celibacy (is, in fact a virgin), and seemingly has taken on vows of poverty, and humility as well. The humility seems hardest to swallow seeming, at times, almost false, a pretense. Yet, as we learn more of Josh we see genuineness in his modesty, that his humility is indeed earnest and believable. What seems ironic is the character is fairly forthright in his simplicity, yet so richly drawn it becomes the viewer who wants to make him out as more than what he actually is. A fascinatingly written character, perfectly played.
　　The scene between Josh and Jane (a wonderful, young Edie Falco . . . "You need a woman not a girl") is hilarious . . . real. But Hartley can't leave it as such and his trick, having the actors repeat the dialogue over-and-over becomes frustratingly "arty" and annoying . . . until again it becomes hilarious. What a terrific sense of bizarre reality this lends the film (like kids in a perpetual "am not"/"are too" argument).
　　Hartley's weaves all of a small neighborhood's idiosyncrasies into a tapestry of seeming stereotypes but which delves far beneath the surface, the catalyst being that everyone believes they know what the "unbelievable truth" of the title is, yet no two people can agree (including our hero) on what exactly that truth is. A wonderful little movie with some big ideas.

　　清朝末年，京东镖局的当家松三爷（王劲松 饰）正在为镖局的债务发愁，曾经的“天下第一”镖局，如今却如此落败，让松三爷好不感慨。这时，洋务派的领袖奕丰王爷，决定在国内举行比武大会，以便重振国威。比武大会不仅可以得到“天下第一”的称号，还可以获得万两奖金。于是，松三爷的远方表亲，爱出点子的镖局师爷诸葛明（张默 饰）向松三爷提议，参加这场比武大赛。
　　为了偿还债款，松三爷踏上了去往京城的比武之路。在路上，他邂逅了各路人马，其中包括骗子艳玲（黄小蕾 饰），她很快夺得了松三爷的信任。各路高手纷纷奔赴京城，而手无缚鸡之力的松三爷，却阴差阳错的过五关斩六将，磕磕盼盼的进入了决赛环节，艳玲也慢慢假戏真做起来。而这背后却隐藏着一个大危机，在向众人逼近……