Q版三国之三小强
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  唐太宗年间,奇丑无比的花花神姐妹(原型为原版“花花”)每年下凡人间 ,搞的人间呕吐不断,鸡犬不宁,灭花会总舵主马超组织了一场世纪级的灭花行动,然而进行途中花花神被自称黑猫王的神秘人劫走,任务宣告失败。
  然而花花神的失踪给给天庭造成了巨变,唯有仙力=0的天庭特工处处长刘备(国语版为“小智”)未受影响,玉帝与猫局长(原型为原版诸葛亮)任命刘备为天庭特工,为拯救全天庭人的健康而下凡拯救花花神,同时凡间的光头大师(唐玄奘)接受如来佛委托收了当年大闹天宫的悟空(国语版为“无敌”)前往西天取经,刘备与无敌有着什么不堪回首的悲惨经历,昔日转世的关羽(国语版为“小仁”)和张飞(国语版为“小勇”)又能否见到刘备,一切就请到《q版三国之三小强》里解密吧。
  找到花花神后,三兄弟回到天庭,担任职务(很忙的),所以想找朗朗,不干了。无意中看到,无敌是去做真人表演。小智想帮无敌,却搞砸了,被朗朗抓到,被强迫参加《西游生存大挑战》与光头大师对抗,会发生什么呢?
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主演:安德林妮·夏莉,罗伯特·约翰·伯克,马特·马洛伊,凯莉·莱卡特