杀手乔

　　太空探險家賽門意外發現外星生物，這個叫「阿諾」的可愛小毛怪，長的可愛又友善，但是賽門的邪惡兄弟Cecil卻把它綁架了，但麻煩的還不只於此，受到攻擊與威脅的「阿諾」會自動分裂，一個變兩個，兩個變四個，長的又快又邪惡，轉眼間平靜小鎮斥充邪惡小怪物，賽門與「阿諾」要如何拯救小鎮？...

　　龙是一化名为麻雀侠的正义隐士。在一次正义行动中，竟被好友胜出卖，虽最后拼死杀出重围并被一老伯救起，但却失去了记忆，住在老人院。胜以为龙死了，乘机拼吞了龙的所有财产，成为一名富豪。就在此时，龙在老人院教授老人们习武，让他们从麻雀中解脱出来，奈何受到医生强的阻挠。可是，老人们却发现习武后身体越来越好，于是大家都来和龙一起练习，龙也在习武中一点一点地恢复了记忆，并和医生的助手倩产生感情。老人的身体好后受到记者采访，龙也成了名人，在电视中胜得知龙还未死，派出大量杀手到老人院狙杀龙，在殊死边缘时，龙得到因习武而充满活力的老人帮助，把一个个恶棍治服，送到警察局，胜也受到应有的惩罚，恢复记忆的龙继续住在老人院，龙还是正义之士 “麻雀侠”，在黑夜中飞舞着他的影子…

　　Steve and Susan Ireland are about to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary by re-enacting their first date. When Susan's meddling mother interrupts and injures herself. Steve is left to take care of her and when he meets an old flame in the elevator--Susan's mother takes the opportunity to break-up their marriage. She convinces Susan that Steve is cheating on her-Susan files for divorce. Steve has one solution to save his marriage...Pretend he is insane. Written by Kelly

　　Emma le Roux just wants to go home for the holidays. Gentle, beautiful, pacifist Emma. She's made the trip to her father's farm a thousand times. Piece of cake. But not today. Today she will cross paths with Bosman and Baz and Jay. And Boela and AJ and Piet. Bosman is the mastermind of the drug syndicate. A violent psychopath. Baz and Jay are his henchmen - violent dogs on a short leash. AJ and Boela, spoiled brats looking for validation, are on board to make a quick buck in the criminal underworld. And then there's Piet, the weakling, who is willing to do just about anything for his cousin Bosman. Emma witnesses the murder of a policeman at their hands. And they see her seeing them. Now they're hunting her down like an animal. She's easy prey, after all - it'll all be over soon. The problem is, Emma is the daughter of Jacques le Roux. And Jacques le Roux was a Special Forces soldier. The hunt isn't going according to plan. Everything starts falling apart, and fast. At first they were...